Freddy the farmer and Eunice ewe
one lonely night and a harvest moon
it was cold outside and he got this brainstorm
he'd go out and keep Eunice warm
and now it's
(chorus) My mother the ewe
what did they do
am I part of the herd or am I a man
dad had it tough
now it's plain to see
the birds and the bees and me agree
now wooly bully in school, has to be cool
tough as a ram, he's nobody's fool
tries not to remember just how it began
when mom winked at dad
and dad had a plan
and it was
(chorus)
strong as an ox now, and just as brave
he fleeces them all, as long as he shaves
when his kids ask him 'bout his mom and dad
he smiles and says not that baaaaad
'cause it was
(chorus)
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