Ugly Stick

© 2009 Mark Cote

1. maybe an experiment that went wrong
    oh no, my stomach's not that strong
    couldn't drink enough to make you look good
    don't even know if I would

(chorus) hide the kids and cover your eyes
                I don't mean to dramatize
                Could you be a reason to prove Darwin wrong
                but did you get beat with the ugly stick

2. if we were on an island alone I'd turn gay
    brought you to the beach you wouldn't swim away
    brought you to the pound they wouldn't take you back
    you'd look much better with your face in a sack
(chorus)

3. even Frankenstein would cringe at the sight
    of you standing in direct light
    you scared the sun and caused an eclipse
    God forbid what would happen if she strips
(chorus)